If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting. Then in first grade I wrote a play, and my classmates and I performed it as a puppet show.
I’m, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.
I don’t know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.